Tuesday, June 29, 2010

My New Crusher!!

Here are some pics of the new Crusher I bought yesterday from a local Smoke Shop.. it full of fresh, green, crushed, mint condition buddies ready to be smoked:











About my Supplier..

I think I should write somethings about my Supplier who gives Weed to me and Introduce him to you people here too. He deserves a place here too. So here it goes:

Well to start off he likes to call himself "P".. thats it, I don't know his name yet.. he is hispanic.. this other day when I bought a 100 worth green from him after meeting him in a Pub, he decided to drop me back home since it was close by, so we walked to his car and I noticed he had baby seat at the back of his car, so I asked him if he has a kid.. and he said his GF has one.. I was like wtf your GF has a kid? Since when? And are you his father? He told me how he was going out with this girl for like last nine years, and when he first met her, this kid was only 4 months old.. so he knew she has a kid but still decided to go out with her, and for next nine years! Now that's what I call commitment and love. He is a nice person, although I suspect sometimes he gives me less for more money.

Anyways later we got into discussion about how "Lorenzo" is the best name for a kid to have one, how good 'Lorenzo' sounds when we say it and than we agreed their should be a flower which should be named 'Lorenzo' like Daffodil, Rose, Lilly... and Lorenzo flower..'Can I get a bunch of Lorenzo flowers please?'

Project Sniff...

I have this project, where I give a bag of Weed to unsuspecting open minded friends of mine, I ask them to smell and than describe me how it smells.. these are some interesting things they said:

1. I gave it to this girl from China, she is 22 years old and very talkative and lively in nature, and she said: Like a flower.. It smells like a Flower!

2. Korean Guy: It smells like a giant Ferry Wheel in Micheal Jackson's Neverland Ranch. He smoked his first bud few minutes before saying this to me.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Just a Thought..

One of my best friends is from Nanjing, China.. And he takes immense pride in being from there. He often tells me, how Beijing is only the recent capital and Nanjing has always been the Capital city of China.. And Nanjing actually even today is so much better than Beijing if you go and see it.

So I got curious to know more about it and did a search on Wiki.. my favorite search engine.. and what I found most was the Rape and Killing in Nanjing during WW2. I wonder why he never mentioned about it to me, because few months later when I mention how he took real pride in being from Nanjing to one of my other close Chinese friend, the first thing she mentioned me was how the 'Freaks' from Japan raped whole city of Nanjing during WW2. It was heartbreaking. And I said to her 'YA YA!!! I read about it on internet, I know it, but he, who is from Nanjing always hide it from me, he never says it to me or talk about it with anybody!'

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Message sent to me.. about this blog, from my good friend.

He sent it to me on FB:

"Do your parents a favor!!
Atleast dont highlight ur weed blog on facebook, coz if any one of ur cousins (female ones specially, coz they are oh so unaware bout the magic of weed) gets to see this and the news breaks out. Ur parents wud be seen running around finding a pillar to hide behind, before everybody in ur bloody family (distant and close) wud quiz them about it. Apart from this it would also expose wat u actually do there in US, and pretty much become a black spot on ur 'US educated' badge, and take away the useless charisma we knowingly attach to u guys. You ll lose all that, so have fun, but dont be a big DICK in ur head!!!
Keep rolling....u know what!"

Janitor


Jaded janitor, fades away.